this is a call

we deal exclusively in crazy stories

i've bled los angeles blood

it must be so quiet outside of these headphones

we never really wanted to live forever

it really bothers me that, if there is nothing after death,

i'll never know it

i was a slow learner, i moved in flourishes

when the dog bites, when the bee stings

these

are a few of my

favorite things!

the bells ring no

lamenting the loss of daylight savings and that today, once again, i did not meet dave eggers; i persevere.